Chicken Little was arrested
We interrupt this program for a
BREAKING HEADLINE NEWS REPORT:
Chicken Little was arrested last night at his home in Malibu at 6:66pm on charges of conspiracy, extortion, racketeering, and money laundering…in a press release he stated:
‘ I am very sorry for the trouble I caused for misleading the public into believing that the sky was falling, in order to bilk them out of their savings, especially to the family and friends of Mr. Humpty Dumpty who committed suicide by jumping off a wall because of the economic impact my statements had to his finances ‘
The preliminary report from the DA’s office, lead prosecutor Mrs. Daisy Duck has said:
‘ We will prosecute Chicken Little to the fullest extent of the law ‘
In a retort Chicken Little’s attorney, Mr. Daffy Duck chimed in by saying:
‘ Chicken Little had a very traumatic childhood, all his schoolmates and even his on family called him a chicken repeatedly, and this should be taken into consideration, if he is, in fact committed, oops, convicted ‘
The word on the street is confusion and outrage:
‘ Elmer Fudd what do you think of this?’
‘ I’d hunt em’ down, that’s what I’d do, just like that waskally wabbit ‘
‘ And let’s hear from you Foghorn J. Leghorn, what do you think of this? ‘
” well, I always knew there was sumthin’ wrong with that kid, he was always getting into trouble ‘
Well, there you have it…Chicken Little has been arrested. Who would have thought it would come to this.
It seems the matter of Chicken Little has been resolved out of court. Mr. Little pleaded to lesser charges and will serve 1 year, perform 1000 hours of community service, and spend 6 months at the Betty Ford Clinic to resolve his dependence problems.
Ahhttnh, That’s all Folks!
Now back to your regularly scheduled nonsense.