If I had a Spankie

( sung to the tune of: If I Had a Hammer 😀 )

If I had a Spanker,

I’d Spank ya in the morning,

I’d Spank you in the evening,

all over this land…

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I’d Spank ya cause ya like it,

I’d Spank ya cause ya beg for it,

I’d Spank out love between all the Twitters n’ the Blippers,

all over this land


If I had a Hot Tub,

I’d splash in the mornin’,

splash in the evenin’,

all over this land…

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I’d Splash ya cause ya like it,

I’d Splash ya cause ya want it,

I’d Splash out love between all the Twitters n’ the Blippers,

all over this land


If I had a Duckie,

I’d squeekie in the mornin’,

squeekie in the evenin,

all over this land…

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I’d squeekie cause ya love it,

Id squeekie cause ya asked for it,

I’d squeekie out love between all the Twitters n’ the Blippers,

all over this land


Well I’ve got a Spanker,

And I’ve got a Hot Tub,

And I’ve got a Duckie to squeekie,

All over this land


It’s the Spanker of justice,

It’s the Hot Tub of freedom,

It’s the song about love between my Duckies and my Squeekies,

All over this land

By admin

Former Freehand Freelance Graphic Illustrator... been online since 2004 ( late starter ), blogging since 2005, presently writing a suspense-thriller e-book that began as a screenplay.

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