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If I had a Spankie

If I had a Spankie

( sung to the tune of: If I Had a Hammer 😀 )

If I had a Spanker,

I’d Spank ya in the morning,

I’d Spank you in the evening,

all over this land…

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I’d Spank ya cause ya like it,

I’d Spank ya cause ya beg for it,

I’d Spank out love between all the Twitters n’ the Blippers,

all over this land


If I had a Hot Tub,

I’d splash in the mornin’,

splash in the evenin’,

all over this land…

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I’d Splash ya cause ya like it,

I’d Splash ya cause ya want it,

I’d Splash out love between all the Twitters n’ the Blippers,

all over this land


If I had a Duckie,

I’d squeekie in the mornin’,

squeekie in the evenin,

all over this land…

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I’d squeekie cause ya love it,

Id squeekie cause ya asked for it,

I’d squeekie out love between all the Twitters n’ the Blippers,

all over this land


Well I’ve got a Spanker,

And I’ve got a Hot Tub,

And I’ve got a Duckie to squeekie,

All over this land


It’s the Spanker of justice,

It’s the Hot Tub of freedom,

It’s the song about love between my Duckies and my Squeekies,

All over this land

2 Responses to If I had a Spankie

  1. timbury July 21, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    You are a sick, twisted individual. I admire that! 😉

  2. Dee June 25, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    In my pre-Islam lifestyle this would have been a great hit (pun intended) 😉

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