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Little Melinda

Little Melinda was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor
peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was

he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Melinda?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Melinda tearfully, without looking up.
“I’ve just buried him.”

The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish
isn’t it?”

Melinda patted down the last heap of earth then replied,

“That’s because he’s inside your fu*king cat.”

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