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Adjusting to the new IT Director

Well the week goes by and everyone seems to be adjusting to the new IT Director. Understanding that sending me an email or calling my office phone gets the same response one expected when I was the lonely System Administrator. I must say that some people get big headed and what not when they reach […]

Sure as the sun rises…

Sure as the sun rises, I get to work Monday morning and there are 10 voice mail messages from the front desk. Lynnette, my ever so skilled TIER I helper – now secretary, gives me one of those “You fucking bastard” looks as she enters my office. “Mr. Morgan, the receptionist called and said that […]

Windows Trick

OK Everyone stay tuned. Anyone that wants to be featured as my apprentice please PM me and let me know if you want me to use your real name or screen name. Here’s a windows trick for the lusers that keep complaining that every time they do anything the get an error. not enough system […]

The Bastard SysAdmin Episode II, Chapter I

Well for those of you, who have been following my return; let me give you a quick update. After the fiasco a few months back with the unauthorized software install, video clips that put worlds funniest to shame and the introduction of fresh food and Julie to my humble yet bastardized existence, I am now […]

The Bastard SysAdmin Returns Part III

Monday morning, zero dark thirty. The weekend is still kind of a blur. I remember something about either dropping my PDA into my beer glass while taking a leek, or maybe peeing in my beer glass while flushing my PDA down the toilet. I open my eyes completely and realize that I am at home, […]

Saturday Morning

0600 Saturday morning and I get back to my house, walk into my living room, and turn on my Sharp 65″ AQUOS LCD HDTV, (Model LC65D90U). Crank Surround Sound and pop in Space Balls the movie. Something about going straight to ludicrous speed always cracks me up. I pop downstairs to the basement and log […]

The Bastard SysAdmin Returns – Part I

Why do I try? I am a personable individual. I care. I feel for my common man. Everyone should be able to understand and use technology. I will help everyone. *ARGGGGGGGG* *SCREAM* Cold sweats. Talk about night terrors. The last few nights I have awoken from nightmares in where I am at some touchy-feely “cum-by-yha” […]

The Bastard System Administrator

Now I’ve been known, from time to time, to write about my typical work day. Usually whining about stupid users or idiot managers. So once again…. The other day I was looking at my AV database (Trend Micro) and noticed that I only had a few licenses left. That’s odd, me thinks to myself – […]

Working on an email

I have been thinking about continuing the sagas. Here are some real world responses I have used. Please enjoy. luser: “I was working on an email for two hours and my machine crashed, can you recover it for me?” Sysadmin: “No. The email program uses a Dynamic programming algorithm.” luser: “What’s that?” SysAdmin: “In this […]

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