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World War Two as a RTS game

If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this. *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined […]

Chicken Little was arrested

We interrupt this program for a BREAKING HEADLINE NEWS REPORT: Chicken Little was arrested last night at his home in Malibu at 6:66pm on charges of conspiracy, extortion, racketeering, and money laundering…in a press release he stated: ‘ I am very sorry for the trouble I caused for misleading the public into believing that the […]



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If I had a Spankie

If I had a Spankie

If I had a Spankie ( sung to the tune of: If I Had a Hammer 😀 ) If I had a Spanker, I’d Spank ya in the morning, I’d Spank you in the evening, all over this land… I’d Spank ya cause ya like it, I’d Spank ya cause ya beg for it, I’d […]

Top Breaking News…

If you liked the last one about Palin for president you’ll love this little one that was also dug up out of old bookmarks…it’s a little dated but still fun 😀 sceric77 I News 3 your personal news center krispurplecat one especially for you I News 3 your personal news center

When Palin becomes President

Came across this a while back…and found it again going through some old bookmarks while looking for something else…some very funny stuff and lots to click… well worth a look see 😀

Little Melinda

Little Melinda was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Melinda?” “My goldfish died,” replied Melinda tearfully, without looking up. “I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully […]

Important Warning for Men

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called “Beer” is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available […]

Little boy is hiding in the closet

Little boy is hiding in the closet in his mothers room, while his mother and some man are having sex. All of a sudden the front door opens and shuts. Mom quickly ushers the man into the closet and goes downstairs to send her husband out on some errands. Meanwhile the boy says, “Dark in […]


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