Top 25 Stupid Quotes of Celebs and Politicians

Yes, sometimes ( go figure 😀 ) celebs and politicians don’t think before they speak and the stupidest things come flying out of their mouths. Not that we all don’t suffer from the same condition once in awhile, but we don’t have the media following us around all the time recording all the stupid things we say. You would think that someone who is in the media spotlight would be more careful, but lucky for us they’re not. 😀

And there’s really no sense in putting these in some order of more stupid, because they’re all equally stupid, there isn’t one more stupid than another. So this isn’t going to be a countdown from the least stupid to the most stupid.

So without further ado, and in no particular order of stupidity:

Top 25 Stupid Quotes of Celebs and Politicians

25. Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. – Brooke Shields

24. The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. – Joe Theisman, NFL quarterback

23. I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president – Hillary Clinton

22. China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. – Charles De Gaulle

21. If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure. – Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

20. Predictions are difficult, especially about the future –Yogi Berra

19. What’s Walmart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff? – Paris Hilton

18. A zebra does not change its spots. – Al Gore

17. I’m way too high-maintenance to be in a relationship with an actor – they’re all such divas! – Jessica Alba

16. I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. – Britney Spears

15. I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman – Arnold Schwarzenegger

14. So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? – Christina Aguilera

13. They misunderestimated me. – George W Bush

12. Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again. – Barbara Boxer, Senator

11. We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally. – Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister

10. Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. – Ivana Trump

9. Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.  – Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

8. Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious. – Alan Minter, Boxer

7. And now the sequence of events, in no particular order. –Dan Rather, television news anchor

6. I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. – Greg Norman, Golfer

5. If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. – Dick Cavett, former talk show host

4. If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight. – George Gobel, actor and comedian

3. I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them. – George W Bush

2. Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion. –Madonna

1. I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. – Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

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