I have been thinking about continuing the sagas. Here are some real world responses I have used.

Please enjoy.

luser:
“I was working on an email for two hours and my machine crashed, can you recover it for me?”

Sysadmin:
“No. The email program uses a Dynamic programming algorithm.”

luser:
“What’s that?”

SysAdmin:
“In this case the dynamic programming algorithm remembers past emails written and uses those to predict when you need to quit writing a fucking novel and get on with your work”. By spending way too much time in an application designed to communicate “QUICKLY”, You extended the “optimal substructure” and “overlapped the subEmailQueue”.

Original Story by dinowuff for TheTAZZone/TAZForum…all rights reserved.

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Former Freehand Freelance Graphic Illustrator... been online since 2004 ( late starter ), blogging since 2005, presently writing a suspense-thriller e-book that began as a screenplay.

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