You obviously don’t know what the hell you’re voting for. You probably voted for Tony Bliar. You’d probably vote for anything. I bet you’re a weird voting fetishist and that you stop and do surveys in the street.
I bet you don’t even pick your nose in the car
or fart quietly in the office. In fact it’s really hot
right now so I think you’re wearing some sort
of waterproof kagool and sandals. Sandals
with colour socks no doubt ya damn freak.
Durty little voting monkey spanker, hairy palmed, thick specced, bri nylon wearing toad licker.